Monday, May 4, 2020

We Now Resume our Regular Programming

OK, after a brief 6+ year hiatus, we're back.

Apparently our writers tested the job market, thinking they had gotten too big for this little backwater family blog and that they were sure to find other work where their talents would be better appreciated (and compensated).  But after years of fruitless applications and cold calling notable family blogs run by luminary Mormon families such as the Osmonds (Country, Rock and Roll or Emo?), the Romneys (Binders of Family Photos) and the Taysom+Emily Hill family (Who is Chuck Norris, Anyway?), the writers have come back to this little blog, tails between their legs, and have agreed to work for a fraction of their previous wages.

We expect that, years from now, the year 2020 will be known by the people of Planet Earth for one  singular event:  the re-launch of Proving Chaos Theory!  We acknowledge that, in the future, some may also recall that 2020 and the months leading up to it marked the advent of another global phenomenon, the global pandemic caused by the spread of the novel coronavirus, also known as "severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2", or SARS-CoV-2.  Because our family members adhere to the principles of science and use scientific terminology in all we do, we prefer to refer to the disease caused by this virus by its highly technical name, The 'Rona.

We here at Proving Chaos Theory! will be setting out to document our time as we battle (meaning: "hide from") The 'Rona.  That means that we plan to feature a lot of the content that our research indicates people like you come to the internet for:  pictures of things like our messy house, our messy yard, our messy garage (now known as "the Amazon Package and Grocery Decontamination/Quarantine Zone," or the A.P.G.D.Q.Z.), our messy kids and our messy parents.  Here's a teaser photo:  Rich has discovered that while working from home his requirements for shampoo and razors have SERIOUSLY declined.
    

So if this is what you are looking for on the internet, we are excited to bring it to you, along with the same tired writing and dad jokes!   Best entertainment value on the internet!


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